Um... Pass the bong this way bro.

So Slater got tired of banging super models and groupies? That's what he's saying right? Well, maybe that's the secret...

Near the end, Mick defeated Taj and Kelly defeated Bobby Tom Curren defeated Occy and then Kelly defeated Mick by completing an unnatural and very immortal air on a busted foot. His board came unstuck from his busted foot as he went straight into the sky. His board pointed back down at the zenith of the aerial and he crashed into certain wipeout. He twisted and turned in the whitewash eventually popping straight up and looking toward the heavens. Rain poured forth from them on to us both. This gratified me and I will tell you of an odd occurrence. The surfer is polygamous as a human animal, but occasionally an individual is found that is monogamous. Sometimes a surfer on tour will come to so care for one of the thousands of women scattered around that he will make no case for all the others and will only have to do with her and she will refuse to leave his side in Torquay or Brazil or South Africa or France. When this occurs the surfer’s friends try to remove the woman from their group and if the surfer does not return to polygamy he is sent with the other married surfers toward early bedtimes and not drinking alcohol and social death. If you find that a sad story know this, all stories, if continued far enough, end in death, and he is no true story teller who would keep that from you. - Charlie Smith