Anyone who's anyone, knows that chicks dig surfers. I mean let's face it, they're hot, with their bronzed ripped abs and radical forearm tats. But those aren't the ones I'm talking about. Those guys are smart. I'm talking about the imbecile who gets up at the crack, drives his car down to ocean, puts on a damp wetsuit on and paddles his sorry ass into the frigid bowels of the pacific to get three waves because he made a pact with his equally idiotic surfing friend to do just that.
That guy, he doesn't get the ladies. Not him. He gets three waves while the real surfers sleep in with their super hot warm girlfriends.
14/15. Suck it.
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