All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

Through a friend of a friend, I met Jack. Yesterday I found myself riding in the back of his dad's SUV sitting next to him. We mostly communicated through the chat feature on Words as we played each other on the way down to Lowers. He told me he had a stash of rubbers that he got from Condom Revevolution and they'll be gone by summer if DakotaFuckAlot starts puttin' out, including the glow in the dark one. Jack's 13, and probably the coolest mother fucker on the planet.