El Nino means retracted testicle in Spanish.

As in, "the little one." Yep, its an El Nino year, I can tell by the size of my balls. Usually this time of year the water is warmer, saltier and bouyiant, letting my balls float about the sea. But that hasn't happened yet, my balls are still in hibernation, tucking themselves deep inside my gut hiding from the cold water. This is also known as, "freezing balls."